Tiiiiime for the sleeps.

24.04.14
mistahgrundy:

uh hmm good thing I’m warming up
nice skullcap zorg

mistahgrundy:

uh hmm good thing I’m warming up

nice skullcap zorg

24.04.14

Zoë: “I have good news and bad news. Which do you want first?”
Me: “Whichever order you want.”
Zoë: “Okay.. I’ll do the good news first. Good news - mom will probably be back home later! Okay.. bad news.. somebody broke my Link belt and I need you to fix it.”

OH, YOU.

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ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

(via nicotinebatch)

24.04.14
humanoidhistory:

The Moon, April 24, 1972. The Apollo 16 lunar module blasts off from the lunar surface. At the time, astronaut Charlie Duke exclaimed, “What a ride! What a ride!” (NASA)

humanoidhistory:

The Moon, April 24, 1972. The Apollo 16 lunar module blasts off from the lunar surface. At the time, astronaut Charlie Duke exclaimed, “What a ride! What a ride!” (NASA)

(via halloweenriot)

24.04.14

halloweenriot:

yourresidentginger:

my body is a traitor and I don’t want it anymore

Can’t stand your body? Don’t like your traitorous organs, with their messy, deceitful ways? Had enough of your body’s achy joints and mercurial health? Ditch it. Become a skin-stealing menace that hides in the shadows, commandeering the bodies of others until you eventually tire of those, too. Cross into the astral plane to take over the bodies of unspeakable terrors and monsters that dare not even be dreamt of. Use their carcasses to harness the powers of inter-dimensional rifts and the civic spirit of dying empires throughout time. Rule them all. Tire of this busy, busy lifestyle and return to your abandoned body, preserved to this day by those who know your legacy and fear your unhappy return to this place. By now, the sickness should have moved on and the organs, traitorous as they might once have been, long for your return. Read a book.

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The responses to stuff I have gotten since befriending this amazing person have been amongst the most wonderful and unexpected I have ever encountered on this earth. (Or elsewhere.)

24.04.14

beckersher:

"September 5th, 1885?!  That’s this Monday!"

Actually, Doc, it’s not.

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And then my father turned to me and told me I’m the reason bad things happen.

…How dare you.

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nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

(via ladyofstardust)

24.04.14
steampunksteampunk:

Alexander McQueen buckled oxford

glitter-king friend I think you might also like these
23.04.14

my body is a traitor and I don’t want it anymore

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Egon Spengler.

Sort of my Harold Ramis memorial piece,Dedicated to halloweenriot,With a thank you to glitter-king for listening to me whine about it.

Egon Spengler.

Sort of my Harold Ramis memorial piece,
Dedicated to halloweenriot,
With a thank you to glitter-king for listening to me whine about it.

23.04.14

halloweenriot:

yourresidentginger:

halloweenriot:

yourresidentginger:

I wanted to say “I want to punch my lungs in the face” but I suppose that would be my face and that put me off the idea

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Here friend use these :D

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Always better to get them before they get you.

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