Mell was just here and she generally sits around telling me things about our shared childhood experiences I remember maybe 5% of and she was talking about how for a while she envied my tiny tiny handwriting and had a piece of paper I’d written on and tried to practice it but eventually was like ‘fuck it I’m writing big’.
OH KAYA, I ALSO HAD AN ENCOUNTER WITH A WOLF SPIDER WHILE I WAS STILL IN HIGHSCHOOL.
some people in my class spotted it and freaked out, one really sporty girl was like “GOSH, JUST STEP ON IT” I urged her not to because it was a female and it had all it’s babies on it’s back, she ignored me obviously, HUNDREDS OF BABY SPIDERS RUNNING UP HER LEG AND UP HER SKIRT.
Everyone was freaking trying to help her, I was standing there laughing saying she should have listened to me, I also let her know that their bites can cause Necrosis, I didn’t mention the fact that the babies didn’t have any venom yet.
I’m a prick basically, good memory.
itisyourwyrd asked: moo
kimballblack asked: You had me at Bowie.
i need ice cream and doctor who
i got ice cream and doctor who
I guess sometimes dreams do come true